Hello Everybody,
How often do couples have sex?
As much as they like, I presume.
But how often is that?
I am not talking about those who
are going solo. And more than two
is a crowd. So let's stick with
couples.
I asked google for an answer to
that question, and google told me
the average adult has sex about
54 times a year. In other words,
about once a week. Plus 2 for
special occasions.
Breaking this number down among
nationalities, those numbers are
different. Much different -
Australians have sex once or twice a week.
Brits have sex less than once a week.
Americans have sex two or three times a week.
Nobody has any idea as to how many times,
if any, Swedes have sex. But somehow, Swedes
have survived.
What this all means is Americans are the
sexiest people on Earth. This explains why
so many folks from around the world are so
jealous of Donald Trump. He gets all the
pussy he wants, grabbing it by the handful,
and having a grand ol' time.
But, and this is a big but, I have noticed
a trend. Australians and Americans are having
less sex than they used to in past decades.
Not really sure about Brits, who never did
appeal to anybody else around the world anyway.
I checked the stats to confirm my suspicions.
Aussies had sex about 20 times fewer in 2013
than they did a decade before. And Americans
had sex about about 9 times fewer than 2014
than a decade before. How many times fewer
that means today, for both Aussies and Americans,
is a total unknown that nobody really wants
to know.
With the coronavirus pandemic ravaging the world,
and couples having to remain 6 feet apart at all
times, nobody knows what this means for the future
of the human race. Unless one is from Sweden, which
steadfully refuses to go into total lockdown.
--Lee
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My body, my choice! / Her body, her choice!
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